By the time she got on the plane for home she just couldnt take it anymore she just had to open it right then to see what it was. In the box their was a little coffin with a note in it that said "WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF AIDS" (the whole audience gasped for air!) The talk was about remaining clean and obedience to the organization.
What a bunch of garbage, that is just a varation of an old Urban Legend.
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/a/arizonaaids.htm
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/aidsmary.htm
A guy's friends throw him a 21st birthday party. They get him drunk and then a hotel room and a prostitute for his present. In the morning when this guy wakes up the prostitute is gone. When he goes to the bathroom, written on the mirror with lipstick is:
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!
I can see it now being passed around Jdubs as gospel truth.
Will